I Wet My Bed

No, not like that! I woke up this morning and discovered that at some point in the night, I brought my water bottle into bed with me and positioned it like a person would be, under the covers with its top on the pillow. All right. I turned over to go back to sleep, and then found myself swimming in pools of water, because in my completely-asleep state, I apparently didn't think it was important to put the cap back on. (It was important to tuck the bottle in though.) I hope everything has dried out by the time I have to sleep tonight, or I'm coming to your house, Darth Alanna.